Top 10 Doug Bruce (R) State Legislator pickup lines

From a commenter at Gazette who heard it on the radio:

Top 10 things Doug Bruce might have said to be accused of sexual harassment:

10. Wanna go halvsies on a young Republican?
9.I’ll give you Rocky Mountain High!
8. If you think it takes me long to swear-in, you haven’t seen anything yet.
7. There’s a small fire burning in Cheyenne Canyon, there’s a larger one burning in my pants.
6. I’m thinking of donating more than just a copy of the U.S. Constitution to you.
5. You think everybody in my slum houses actually has to pay?
4. Have you been De-Bruced?
3. Ever make it with someone that’s been censured?
2. I didn’t mean to kick that photographer when he was on his knees, it’s just a force of habit.

…and the number one thing Doug Bruce MIGHT have said to be accused of sexual harassment:

1. Is it talking dirty when I call you an illiterate peasant?