Bob Schaffer is stuck on the summit of Mt. Macaca

DSCC:

"If Bob Schaffer's life is Colorado, then why does he spend so much time parasailing in the Mariana Islands or bragging about how much he accomplished for Ukraine than own district," DSCC spokesman Matthew Miller asked. "Schaffer is always talking about 'Colorado common sense,' but continues to demonstrate a complete lack of anything that would pass for common sense in Colorado, Alaska or anywhere else."