The abridged history of how George Bush lost Afghanistan

Turkana at LeftCoaster, as if anyone can't figure it out:

a) Bush has lost the war in Afghanistan.

b) Defense Secretary Robert Gates has even taken to blaming our allies for Bush's failure in Afghanistan.

c) Our puppet Afghan government is a complete failure.

d) Germany is understandably pissed off that Gates has been blaming them for Bush's failure.

e) Secretary of State Condoleezza has been blaming our NATO allies for Bush's failure in Afghanistan.

f) Gates has even begun rationalizing the fact that our allies are pissed off for being blamed for Bush's failure in Afghanistan by claiming they are confusedly combining it with Iraq.