President Bush and The Industrial Strength Lie Machine

Jeebus Lordy:

The Jumbos are carrying 700 of the President's closest friends, including a doctor, nurse, personal chef and four cooks.

They are also carrying advisers, and it is clear the President will not be short of advice.

His entourage includes 50 White House political aides, 150 national security advisers and 200 specialists from other government departments.

POTUS, as he is known in Secret Service jargon (President Of The United States), is getting by with a mere 250 protective agents.

Mel Brooks said it: "It's good to be The King."