King George II

Dumbass kids think the Pledge of Allegiance actually means something. (Boy, 41 really honked them over that one!) I am President, and I'll make whatever laws I want, when I want.

We're at war, a war I started, and now I need all powers known to man to win this war. Those kids are so innocent, they don't understand war. They'll learn some day what a great leader was. And they'll learn that I saved America from Osama bin Laden, not those pansy-assed Democrats who believe in laws and stuff.

-- George W. Bush

President of the United States
December, 2005