King George the Dullard

King George authorizes spying on his critics, respected subjects all, in contravention of the kingdom's laws. (NY Times)

King George pronounces his courtier DeLay the Snake innocent. (Washington Post)

King George welcomes initiatives on torture, after fighting them tooth and nail for months, and using the most shocking methods to eliminate his enemies. (Yahoo)

King George rebuffed by his council on revocation of his attempts to gut the rights of his subjects. (TPMCafe)

King George and his legal advisor and jester proclaim his greatness, his exemption from the laws of man, his ascent to deity. (Think Progress)

Our kingdom is now aflame due to the egregious and heinous acts of these irresponsible and thoughtless men. They thrive in the dark ages with the blackest of hearts. They illuminate their feats with the fires of destruction. They are traitors all, and only the gallows shall await their posterity, for the fires of hell yea are upon us.