5 Simple Rules

Hey Bloggers, try these 5 simple, easy to remember rules whenever you're blogging.

They'll add zest to you entries, a little extra zip to your blog, and all your friends will wonder if you've lost weight.

Here they are:

1. When referring to Bush, always include the word "Republican" in close proximity to his name as in "Bush and his Republican Culture of Corruption..."
2. When referring to Congress, remember to remind readers that the Legislative Branch is Republican controlled. For example: "Legislators in the Republican controlled Congress
3. When writing about Bush or Republican leaders like Frist, always include the word "Republican" in association with them. For example, instead of "Majority Leader Bill Frist" use "Republican Majority Leader Bill Frist*."
4. When referring to the Republican Party, always start with the words "Republican Party" rather than "GOP." To the less politically aware, the lack of awareness that "GOP" is the Republican Party may be to the Republican's advantage.
5. You can also use the Radical Right as a prefix, like the Huffington Post is starting to do.

* Cat Killer also works for Frist.