A little proposal

Pundits and politicians love to give advice to the other side, usually in the spirit of friendly persuasion. They say "gee, you Democrats, if you just would propose a valid fix for Social Security, including benefit cuts and private accounts, we can all get along with saving the destruction of that wonderful program socialist abomination."

Or "Hey Democrats, we love Howard Dean, keep him as the DNC party chair forever." Their attempt at reverse psychology is truly childish in this case. We know that Howard is kicking ass, otherwise they wouldn't all be so nervous and whiny.

So in that same spirit, I propose that all the following able and patriotic men prepare to join the presidential race in 2008 and take up the mantle of (choose one) Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, George Wallace, Strom Thurmond:

Tom Tancredo - he can get the racist/nativist vote. Hometown boy, maybe he'll carry Colorado.
Judge Roy Moore - fundamentalists will vote for him in droves. These are the ones who think GWB is a radical (well, he is, but you know what I mean.)
Jeb Bush - Corporate: those Bushes sure do know how to take care of business.
Rudy Guiliani - pro-choice pro-gay marriage voters (hey, there are a few).

This looks to be the biggest crackup in the Republican party in many decades. We'll have George Bush to thank for this.